The rest of this is just a survey intended to gauge interest in possible future
limited editions of T-shirts and whatnot. Completing the survey
in no way obligates you to purchase anything! Ever!
Hey, these things don't even exist yet!
This is a low-tech email form which works with most browsers
on most platforms.
When you fill in the fields and click "submit" it should dump your
entries into an email which you then simply send. There is no encryption or CGI stuff involved.